My God I Love My Job

Today was measuring day.

What does this mean?

It means that Stefano keep a set of calipers and a chart in his desk drawer and on the fourth of every month he accosts every hardware engineer and measures their body fat. This become a source of merriment for all involved, and no one gets any work done for a good ten minutes because we're too busy laughing. Peppe and I were the only two who fell in the "ideal" category (he was almost too skinny). Stefano, amusingly enough, was the only one declared "overfat" by the chart.

I fucking love my coworkers.